Hover boards are for happy people
Yesterday, I was in the city and I saw a kid riding around on one of those new hover board things. His dad was calling him to come inside a shoe store, the kid didn't want to go in, he was having fun outside. But alas, his dad wasn't giving up - the kid had to try on some shoes. He reluctantly rode his hover board towards the store as slowly as he could, with slumped shoulders and a sad face. Seeing a kid miserably riding a hover board seemed surprisingly contradicting to me. Watching him repeatedly fail to clear the little bump to get into the store on his hover board because he was going so slowly was funny.
Here's my version of it.
You'll never see me actually trying to ride one of these, they scare me to death.
Calling these things hover boards is simply wrong.
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